Kris is back but he's not all there since he's got a bit of a cold, but Chadrick perks him right up with ideas for an anniversary getaway. Maybe Kris should go with Chadrick because all the ideas were for what Chadrick likes. Kris' favorite "pocket gay" talks about finding some magazines that caught his interest years ago. Surprisingly, they were sports mags. Surprisingly, they were not THAT kind of sports.